Blonde Jokes

"How to Kill a Blonde"

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

"Brain Cells"

How do blonde's brain cells die?

Alone

"Pet Zebra"

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

Spot.

"3 3rd Graders"

Once there was 3 3rd graders walking down the street.

A brunnette a redhead and a blonde.

Who had the best figure?

The blonde. She was 18

"White Out"

How do you know if a blonde has been on the computer word processer?

If there is white out on the screen!

"A Bridge"

If a blond and a brunnette jumped off a bridge, who would hit first?

The Blonde. The brunnette is to smart to jump off a bridge! Duh!

"Web Page"

How do you know if a blonde has visited your web page?

If there is a message on your guest book saying, "How do you get to your web page?"

"A Boxing match"

If a brunnette and a blonde got in a boxing match, who would win?

The brunnette! The blonde would be too busy putting on her face make up.

"A Wrestling Match"

If a brunnette and a blonde got in a wrestling match, who would win?

The blonde because she would picture the brunnette as a cheap perfumme bottle.